Abandoned Cart Scaries

I came across the worst example of an abandoned cart email I’ve ever seen yesterday.

​There's a subtle line to tread with abandoned cart emails.

​There's no denying they can be effective, but it's so easy to cross the line into creepy/stalky vibes.

​And the example I saw was definitely the wrong side of the tracks.

​I was hosting a coaching call for a (very) well-known marketing brand when one of their clients asked me my thoughts on their 3-email abandoned cart sequence.

The first email read:

​Subject Line: A problem with your purchase​

​​Hi !

​We're having trouble processing your recent purchase. Would clicking the link below to fix the problem?

​Here's a link to continue where you left off:

​<<link>>

<shudder>

​I don’t know about you, but if I got halfway through buying something but gave up and then got this email, my first thought wouldn’t be to go and complete my "purchase" I hadn’t made.

​Instead, I'd be on the phone to my credit card company to block any attempts to get my money.

​Rather than be grateful for the reminder of the amazing product I came so close to owning, I’d instantly feel like they were trying to scam me.

​And from a customer experience perspective, it’s the last thing you want your almost-customer to feel!

The second email in the sequence was no better.

​That email was written on behalf of some made-up person who “works in customer service for {brand},” and they were trying to sort out the problem with my order.

​Now I get some company's marketing can sail a little close to the wind at times, but making up fake employees and wording emails to suggest I’d bought something when I hadn’t comes across as scammy and sleazy.

​Now I was faced with the delicate task of giving my feedback on a group coaching call...

Thankfully, my diplomacy wasn't needed on this occasion because it turned out they didn’t write the emails at all.

And it wasn't a ChatGPT job, either.

​No, it was so much worse.

​They were the default TEMPLATE emails that a leading eCommerce platform provided, and presumably, they were being sent en masse by a range of brands without a second thought.

​Horrifying.

​I get that Abandoned Cart emails are positioned as the best thing since sliced bread and can net you a load of missed cash from customers you might have lost, but there’s an art and a subtlety to it.

​Tempting lost customers back to your brand isn't as easy as many people make it out to be—and certainly not with these "templates."

​What do you think?

​Am I being too harsh? Too much of a snowflake?

​Let me know in the comments.

​And for goodness sake, please don’t rely on your ESP’s default templates… especially if they’re like these!